Dog for sale!!!!

100 pd black male labrador retriver for sale. Full of mischief, cannot be alone, ruins everything, but will steal your heart the minute you lay eyes on him. You guessed it...Sarge! He did it again! This is the second time this week that Sargeant has broken through a screen to get into the house. He is scared to death of thunder and freaks! The first time he did it he broke into the house and ate about 15 cookies. Tonight he broke into the house and ate a box of triscuits. The dog kills me!!! but, I love him anyways. (we really are not selling him. As much as I would love to sometimes I could never do it.)